Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I was strolling along, without a raincloud in sight. It was a hot day, but suddenly it started sprinkling over me. I looked around, unfortunately discovering that it wasn't rain - it was a man peeing on the rooftop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML
Enjoy!
1 comment:
eh mampos! ape sak tk update.. hahaha..
Post a Comment